Last night, for the first time ever, I decided to try speed dating. It was a Match.com speed dating event that I paid for weeks ago and was totally going to skip in favor of sitting on my couch in sweats with no bra watching Sex and the City reruns while drinking…
Let’s lighten the mood a bit from last week’s post to something a bit more humorous. Well, humorous for you, the reader, not for me, the star of this week’s sad tale from the single side. So there I was (no shit), at a small get together with friends at…
Having just found out this week that the three lumps removed from my 7.5 year old Boxer boy Roman Noodle are benign (thank God), I feel compelled to share with you all the story of my first Boxer, as he has been on my mind a great deal lately. In…
“Good morning, young man. How are you today?” The older gentleman was so sincere and kind in his greeting, but all I wanted to do was yell back “I AM NOT A BOY!” rip open my shirt, show him that I was wearing a bra, and tell him that my…
Let’s talk about sex, shall we? I may as well get the not safe for work post out of the way early, so that you aren’t shocked by ones in the future. Since my separation (and eventual divorce) back in October 2007, I’ve had a few (some) experiences with the…
As my half-birthday approaches (yes, I celebrate it. If I could get people to buy me presents for it, I totally would) and with it the dawn of a new year, I am reminded again that I am still single. Questions begin to enter my mind……do I renew that Costco…
Today was good for a Monday (Tuesday). First, I woke up to a lovely Men’s Health cover posted on Instagram by JJ Watt (my only regret is that I saw it this morning right before work and so didn’t have time to take care of…..I mean, to, um, read…
Seven months ago I received a lovely email from Kelly Jennings at Rodale Books with the subject “Beat ‘menopause belly’ and drop 3 dress sizes!” I spent a great deal of time searching for contact information for Kelly Jennings, and came across more than a few comments from people complaining…